Tuesday, April 20, 2010

The dating game

One of my closest friend Miss X called me up the other day, depressed. Her mum and aunt are trying to set her up with a guy, basically get her to go on blind date with him. Her aunt mailed her a picture of him. He's 37 which is not a bad age for a guy but when I asked Miss X what she thought of how he looked.

"You know how some guys who are about that age..say like Mr. Stupid (who btw is 36 this year) but don't look it? Well, he's not one of them. He actually looks 37, " she said.

"But how is a 37 year-old supposed to look like?" I asked.

"I don't know! But we go after men who look like guys not men who look like MEN," she said. "And this one looks scarily like a MAN! He's got glasses, wearing one of those silky shirts and looks serious. Basically he looks like a 37 year-old man not a 37 year-old guy."

"But that's not all" she continued "The date on the photo was 2004, which means he looked like this when he was freaking 31!"

I had to laugh but I didn't know what to say to that. Thinking about it now however, I'd day how do you trust someone who shares a picture of himself (and I'm sure to their best interest they would want to share the best picture they've got) which is 6 years old? So what, he hasn't taken a decent picture of himself since? That's a huge flapping red flag if you ask me.

But anyway, I digress. The point I'm trying to make is... 3 maybe even 2 years ago, Miss X and me, we would not have been so obliging to our mums setting us up this way. In fact, we would have been downright hostile. But here we were, a bunch of 30 year olds, actually succumbing to the pressures of society or rather pressures of family, specifically, our terrified mums.

Not to mention certain aunts who, despite their best intentions, make us feel like total crap when they tell us how small the pool is for girls over the age of 30.

But is it just about the age? Is there really a stigma attached to someone like me, who's touched the big 30 with no man in sight? Or are our mums and aunts over-dramatising their concern? And when they convey their concerns, it seems to me, everything is so black and white. You meet a guy. You like him. He likes you. You get married. Happily ever after.

But most of the time, I'm stuck in grey. For example...

Scenario 1
I meet guy. I like guy. Guy seems to like me but guy is commitment phobic and runs the 100m dash (in the opposite direction) when I tell him I like him.

Scenario 2
I meet guy. I like guy. Guy likes me. We kiss and make-out a couple of times. Find out guy also likes 5 other girls.

Scenario 3
I meet guy. I like guy. Guy seems to like me. We go on a date. Then guy never calls.

Scenario 4
I meet guy. I don't like guy. But guy likes me. Guy calls me everyday. And when I don't answer guy texts incessantly till I call guy a psycho and ask him to bugger off.

And so on and so on.

Okay, I'm going way off tangent here. What I'm trying to say, I think, is, "Mum, I know I've turned 30 way faster than you wanted me to. And as much as you want me married and start making babies.. it does look rather bleak right now, and you may have to wait a while before it even remotely starts looking possible.."

Right. If only I could gather the nerve to tell my mum that to her face.


Wombat said...

I think you've just encapsulated modern dating, from both sides of the equation.


Who'd have thought came down to a handful of well-defined scenarios?

As for Aunts, Mothers and Babies...I thank the Lord I'm a bloke :-)

little miss angry said...

haha wombat.. i'm sure there are a few more i missed out. care to add? ;)

yes you boys have it easier than us in that area. its unfair.

Ken said...

Spot on observations. But I think your being a single 30 year-old woman is an asset. Thirty, flirty and fabulous, right?

Just found your blog through KayDee Spot, very cool!


Snafugirl said...

People are getting married much older these days. Mum and auntie are stuck in the old days.

You forgot one scenario.

"I meet guy. I like guy. Guy turns out to be gay. The end."


jo said...

oh love the scenarios 'coz they are so true. that's why i always said that there's like a 20% chance of things working out with any one guy. and that's of 'coz not including that sometimes it works out only to not work out 'coz of other issues. not easy.

little miss angry said...

hi ken - thirty, flirty and fabulous! no question mark ;) glad you dropped by. checking out your blog now.

snafu - i know. my family is very old fashioned unfortunately. mum would freak if she found out half the things i got myself into. anyway, yup that's definitely a scenario except i'm hoping i find out whether guy is gay before i like him. hmmm.

jo - it makes me wonder how anyone manages to make their relationship work let alone settle down! but people do. what's their secret i wonder.